Saturday, January 26, 2019

HILIK


  1. Joke...

Boknoy: Uyyy ang lakas mong maghilik kagabi hahaha! Abot hanggang kapitbahay!!! 

Boyong: Wehhh! Hindi kaya! Hindi ako naghihilik no!! Ang tahimik ko kaya pag natutulog!

Boknoy: Hahaha! Pano mo naman nalaman na tahimik ka matulog eh tulog ka nga di ba?

Boyong: Basta! Alam ko tahimik ako matulog! Hindi ako naghihilik! Imbento ka! Hahaha

  1. Dare...

Boknoy: O sige, ganito na lang, kung talagang gusto mo malaman na hindi ka nga naghihilik, may ipapagawa ako sayo.

Boyong: Ano naman yan? Puro ka kalokohan...

Boknoy: Hindi to kalokohan, madali lang to! Kayang kaya mong gawin! O ano game?

Boyong: Sige na nga! Game! O ano na gagawin ko?

Boknoy: Voice recording!!!! Itabi mo sa pagtulog ang voice recorder at paniguradong magkakaalaman na kung talagang naghihilik ka o hindi! Since wala kang kasama sa kwarto mo, walang ibang hilik na mare-record kaya wala kang alibi! Walang dayaan ah!

Boyong: Sus! Yan lang pala eh! Sige! Mamayang gabi na agad! Gagawin ko yan tapos kinabukasan, sabay nating pakinggan!

  1. Result... Kinaumagahan

Boyong: Boknoy!!!! Heto na ang result! Hindi ko pa pinakinggan yan at lalong hindi yan edited no! Para may element of surprise!

Boknoy: Sure ka ba dyan??? Let's hear it!!!! 

Boyong: Teka lang! Excited ka. Asan na ang pusta? Sa walang hilik o sa may hilik!!!! Ilagay na dito sa lata!

Boknoy: So ready na? Push the play button!!!!

Excited na pinangkinggan ang recording... Walang nagsasalita habang hinihintay ang unang tunog na maririnig sa voice recorder...

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At ang dalawa ay kinilabutan......

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SuperM: Ikaw naghihilik ka ba? Tara, i -record natin............

8 comments:

  1. Ang aga naman nitong horror story for Valentine's season! Hahahaha.

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    1. Hahaha pang Valentine's special yan...

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    2. DO YOU NEED A GOOD SPELL CASTER TO BRING BACK YOUR LOST LOVE MAIL: LOVESPELLDOCTOR0@GMAIL.COM FOR HELP I have been in relationship with my boyfriend for 2 year now and we were planning to get married soon and all of a sudden he left me for another girl, i really love this guy and never can imagine my life without him. I further tried all my best to get him back but all my effort to get him back in my life did not work out. It was on this faithful day, i came across some comments on a website about this great spell caster called Dr love so many persons claimed that he help them to renew their relationship and bring their ex back, i had to contact him because he was my last hope. I contacted him through his email and he assured me that in two days time my boyfriend is going to leave the other girl and come back to me and it was a very great surprise to see my boyfriend coming back to me after two days. I am so very happy today that he came back to me and i achieved this with the help of Dr love and i advice if you need his help too email him direct at (lovespelldoctor0@gmail com)














      DO YOU NEED A GOOD SPELL CASTER TO BRING BACK YOUR LOST LOVE MAIL: LOVESPELLDOCTOR0@GMAIL.COM FOR HELP I have been in relationship with my boyfriend for 2 year now and we were planning to get married soon and all of a sudden he left me for another girl, i really love this guy and never can imagine my life without him. I further tried all my best to get him back but all my effort to get him back in my life did not work out. It was on this faithful day, i came across some comments on a website about this great spell caster called Dr love so many persons claimed that he help them to renew their relationship and bring their ex back, i had to contact him because he was my last hope. I contacted him through his email and he assured me that in two days time my boyfriend is going to leave the other girl and come back to me and it was a very great surprise to see my boyfriend coming back to me after two days. I am so very happy today that he came back to me and i achieved this with the help of Dr love and i advice if you need his help too email him direct at (lovespelldoctor0@gmail com)










      DO YOU NEED A GOOD SPELL CASTER TO BRING BACK YOUR LOST LOVE MAIL: LOVESPELLDOCTOR0@GMAIL.COM FOR HELP I have been in relationship with my boyfriend for 2 year now and we were planning to get married soon and all of a sudden he left me for another girl, i really love this guy and never can imagine my life without him. I further tried all my best to get him back but all my effort to get him back in my life did not work out. It was on this faithful day, i came across some comments on a website about this great spell caster called Dr love so many persons claimed that he help them to renew their relationship and bring their ex back, i had to contact him because he was my last hope. I contacted him through his email and he assured me that in two days time my boyfriend is going to leave the other girl and come back to me and it was a very great surprise to see my boyfriend coming back to me after two days. I am so very happy today that he came back to me and i achieved this with the help of Dr love and i advice if you need his help too email him direct at (lovespelldoctor0@gmail com)

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  2. Hello friends! My Name is Wendy from Canada i have had a lot about Dr AKHERE on his good work, for bringing back lost relationship but i never believe because so many spell caster scam me because of my husband who left me and three kids over a year and two months. so a good friend of mine introduce me to Dr AKHERE just because my condition was so bad and the responsibility in my matrimonia home was more than me. my husband left me to another woman just because i don't have male child for him. so i email Dr AKHERE and told him everything, he told me not to worry that my husband will come back and i will have a male child for him. he only told me to believe on him that after casting the spell my husband will come back immediately and beg for forgiveness. he real did it for me and my husband come back to me in the nest two days. i was very happy and thanks dr AKHERE. so, i was in this situation (April 18 2014) i told Dr AKHERE that i will start shearing his testimony to every one in the word if he make me to have a male child to my husband. and he also did it as am shearing this testimony to every one out dear, that am with my new bouncy baby boy. now i believe that i am the happiest woman on earth because Dr AKHERE restore my life in my matrimonial home you can thank him for me or email him for urgent help in any bad situation i promise you he will also help you; his email address is Email him: AKHERETEMPLE@gmail.com or
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  4. Hi Selina



    i am Montoya Jazhel from the philiphines ,i was in a big problem in my marital life so i read your testimony on how Dr Ikhide help you get your husband back and i said i will give it a try and i contacted the Dr Ikhide to help me and he promised to help me get my problem solved. now am so happy with my life because all my problems are over. Thanks to the great Dr Ikhide for the help and Thanks to you Selina.

    You can reach him with this email:- dr.ikhide@gmail.com and i promise he will not disappoint you.



    I AM SO HAPPY…… remember here is his email:- dr.ikhide@gmail.com or whatsapp :- +2349058825081








































    Kumusta Selina



    ako si Montoya Jazhel mula sa pilipinas, ako ay nasa malaking problema sa aking buhay sa pag-aasawa kaya nabasa ko ang iyong patotoo sa kung paano tulungan si Dr Ikhide na maibalik ang iyong asawa at sinabi kong susubukan ko ito at makipag-ugnay sa Dr Ikhide upang matulungan ako at nangako siyang tulungan ako na malulutas ang aking problema. ngayon masaya ako sa aking buhay dahil ang lahat ng aking mga problema ay tapos na. Salamat sa mahusay na Dr Ikhide para sa tulong at Salamat sa iyo Selina.

    Maabot mo siya sa email na ito: - dr.ikhide@gmail.com at ipinapangako ko na hindi ka niya bibiguin.



    AKO KAYA NAKAKITA …… tandaan dito ay ang kanyang email: - dr.ikhide@gmail.com or whatsapp :- +2349058825081

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