Saturday, January 26, 2019

HILIK


  1. Joke...

Boknoy: Uyyy ang lakas mong maghilik kagabi hahaha! Abot hanggang kapitbahay!!! 

Boyong: Wehhh! Hindi kaya! Hindi ako naghihilik no!! Ang tahimik ko kaya pag natutulog!

Boknoy: Hahaha! Pano mo naman nalaman na tahimik ka matulog eh tulog ka nga di ba?

Boyong: Basta! Alam ko tahimik ako matulog! Hindi ako naghihilik! Imbento ka! Hahaha

  1. Dare...

Boknoy: O sige, ganito na lang, kung talagang gusto mo malaman na hindi ka nga naghihilik, may ipapagawa ako sayo.

Boyong: Ano naman yan? Puro ka kalokohan...

Boknoy: Hindi to kalokohan, madali lang to! Kayang kaya mong gawin! O ano game?

Boyong: Sige na nga! Game! O ano na gagawin ko?

Boknoy: Voice recording!!!! Itabi mo sa pagtulog ang voice recorder at paniguradong magkakaalaman na kung talagang naghihilik ka o hindi! Since wala kang kasama sa kwarto mo, walang ibang hilik na mare-record kaya wala kang alibi! Walang dayaan ah!

Boyong: Sus! Yan lang pala eh! Sige! Mamayang gabi na agad! Gagawin ko yan tapos kinabukasan, sabay nating pakinggan!

  1. Result... Kinaumagahan

Boyong: Boknoy!!!! Heto na ang result! Hindi ko pa pinakinggan yan at lalong hindi yan edited no! Para may element of surprise!

Boknoy: Sure ka ba dyan??? Let's hear it!!!! 

Boyong: Teka lang! Excited ka. Asan na ang pusta? Sa walang hilik o sa may hilik!!!! Ilagay na dito sa lata!

Boknoy: So ready na? Push the play button!!!!

Excited na pinangkinggan ang recording... Walang nagsasalita habang hinihintay ang unang tunog na maririnig sa voice recorder...

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At ang dalawa ay kinilabutan......

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SuperM: Ikaw naghihilik ka ba? Tara, i -record natin............

5 comments:

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