Dalandan...
Isang kilo nga... Siguro naman ay sobra-sobra na to! Sige lang, balat dito, talop doon... Isa, dalawa, tatlo... Hanggang sa makarami! Piga ng piga habang nakatapat sa electric fan ang mukha. Sige lang, balat dito, talop doon... Dinaig pa ang Ascorbic Acid sa vitamin C na aking naipon. Pero alam mo bang hindi ako magtitimpla ng dalandan juice?
Tiger Balm...
Sige ang amoy, singhot na parang adik! Pahid sa ilong, pahid sa talukap ng mata, sa noo, at isama mo na rin ang eye-bags. Umaalingasaw ang amoy matanda sa loob ng kwarto. Wag kang mag-alala, wala akong sakit, wala rin akong sipon at hindi masakit ang aking ulo.
Sibuyas...
Sige pa! Tadtad! Halos maubos na ang malalaking sibuyas sa kusina. Ang sangkalang kahoy ay napapaigtad sa bawat paglapat ng talim ng kutsilyo sa mukha nito. Ang amoy ng sibuyas ay nakarating na sa kabilang baranggay. Subalit, ngunit, datapuwa't hindi ako mag-gigisa at wala akong balak magluto ng kare-kareng sibuyas.
Ang Nais ko...
Ang nais ko lang ay umiyak... umiyak ng umiyak! Bakit ganon? Gusto pa ng emosyon mo, pero wala nang mailabas na katas ang katawan mo. Wala ka nang maiiyak, wala nang mailuha ang iyong mga mata... hanggang ang maiwan na lang ay mga pag-hibik sa hating-gabi... Tuyong pagtangis!
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