Saturday, July 23, 2011
At the Gate...
1. Woman: hay salamat... makakabalik na rin sa lugar na malamig. Ang init dito sa Pilipinas... (as if hindi sya Pinay)
2. I open my laptop... - man at my back: sayang dinala ko sana laptop ko, her wife said, mayabang ka kasi! Pa laptop laptop ka pa! (she said it with emphasis on the "mayabang" almost close to my ear)
3. At the scanner: A foreigner passing thru, ground attendant said, Sir, remove your shoes, the man remove his shoes and enter again, ground attendant: Sir remove your belt, the foreign man said, what? you want me to open my trouser?
4. And to my surprise, one Filipino guy exclaimed: ang daming pinoy oh! Look! (hello, Pinas kaya ito, malamang maraming pinoy dito, kuya wala ka pa sa ibang bansa!)
There's a lot more, kaso boarding time na, next time na lang uli...